Sulkily yours

My pretty porch calls

For morning coffee and email scroll

For 5 minutes I sat

Then suddenly

Is that Piolo? Wee!

I did a double take but

T’was my undies wearing neighbor

Bolting from his gate into the street

In awesome glory (he thought)

But I beg to disagree

What?! Why?! Yikes!!!

Turning purple I stopped myself from screaming 

“Please sir take time to cover

Stop wearing your tummy like a 6 pack ab

You’re underpants street party is over!

Put some clothes on

Save your poor neighbors

Spare those squirming in silence.”

Bye my pretty porch!

I raced back to my house into the study

Coffee cold... bitter...email stalled...reloading...

HMP!